Privacy

Last updated: 29 October 2026

This is a joke waiting room. The queue runs in your browser. There are no accounts or sign-up forms. The site uses Google AdSense for advertising.

Your queue ticket

Your browser saves your queue position, the number of times you have requested priority and the time you joined. This uses local storage under the key this-site-isnt-working-ticket-v1, so your ticket survives a refresh or a return visit in the same browser.

The page does not send this ticket to a server. It stays in your browser until you clear this site's stored data. You can remove it through your browser's site data settings; doing so resets your queue ticket.

Hosting and traffic information

The site is hosted by Render and uses Cloudflare. When you visit, these services may receive information such as your IP address, browser details and requested pages in routine traffic and security logs. Their handling of this information is described in the Render privacy policy and Cloudflare privacy policy.

Advertising

The queue page loads Google AdSense to request a labelled footer advertisement. Ads may remain unavailable while AdSense approval is pending or when no suitable ad is returned.

Google and its advertising partners may receive your IP address, browser and device information, the address of the page you visit and information about ad interactions. They may use cookies, local storage or similar technologies to deliver and measure ads, prevent fraud and, depending on your consent and settings, personalise advertising.

Your advertising choices

Where applicable, Google's integrated consent message offers Consent, Do not consent and Manage options. Optional personalised advertising depends on your consent and Google settings. The message may save your choices in cookies or browser storage.

To review, change or withdraw your preferences, return to the queue and use the Privacy and cookie settings button in the footer when available. This reopens Google's consent message. Your browser settings also let you clear or block cookies and other site data.